Writerly Ways
Apr. 5th, 2026 11:13 pm
If you celebrate, I hope you had a good day. Mine was....here I did make up some delicious lemon-rosemary lamb chops though (I know, I know but I do like that protein) Had a sugar crash out and then was dizzy. I'm supposed to do a blood pressure when that happens. I did. It gave me an error message twice. Now I'm thinking OMG it's off the chart high (vs these digital cuffs fuck up half the time) third time and it was a normal BP (thanks for the heart attack my cuff)
And I wasted a lot of time preparing for a book swap at my book store. Even got the goodreads ratings and the more books you bring the m ore tickets for $$$off at the store. Then I realize I would be double booked for this. I look to see if I can do both...and realized YES my bookstore put this event up. NO it's NOT my book store. It's in fucking Buffalo NY. Well that's a help. Fuuuuck.
So now both a book ad and a BP cuff have made me feel stupid.
Sigh. My Easter gift didn't make it. Mom got an email to tell her they ran out of stuff to fill the order. Story of my life.
Let's get on with the writerly ways. I DID write another full chapter of the new novel. I'm up to 12K. I will give another taste of the novel last (probably the last one too and as always your input is so appreciated)
I had things to say and ask but it's late, I'm feeling dumb so let me ask for help. Some authors do charity drives for this "honor" b ut I'm just going to ask. Ezio had a clowder of kittens. The only one I have named is Honeybunny. (for now) Yes, they have cats instead of something fantasy else because lazy right now.
Anyhow toss me some names. They might make the book (it's not an earth setting so pop culture stuff won't work). Thanks. How do you feel about naming characters and stuff? I struggle with it if I'm honest
Open Calls
I SHOULD have more here but I didn't think to save any from my new source and I have work to do yet tonight so you'll be seeing the usual sources
Open Calls
NonBinary Review Films (interpreted through a speculative lens)
The Dancing Griffin Press Halloween Special Horror stories set during the month of October with at least one character death (Started something for this)
Sinister Soiree: A Celebration Horror Anthology Celebrations that turn dark or horrific (I submitted to this)
Three-Lobed Burning Eye. Open speculative fiction
Emberwick Press Is Open To Novel Submissions Theme: Open themes with a focus on character driven storytelling
Genre: Contemporary, fantasy, romance, romantasy, mystery, historical fiction, horror, and thriller across MG, YA, and adult audiences
Ten Manuscript Publishers Open to Submissions in April 2026
27 Literary Fiction Publishers that Accept Direct Submissions – No Agent Required
From Around the Web
Alternative Ways to Describe Character Reactions
What Bookstores Want From Traditional Publishers—and How the Bookstore Market Has Changed
Children in Horror
Creating Chemistry Between Your Characters
Using Origin Stories to Sell More Books
From Betty (who also sent me a bunch of stuff from Pintrest that I don't have time to showcase this week)
Seven Ways Jokes Can Sabotage Your Story
How Do I Write for Niche Readers?
Fights Between Protagonists
Why Writers Need to Learn How the Publishing Business Works
Descriptive Words of Wisdom
Why Criminals Believe They Are Heroes
Managing Backstory
How Does Fear Play Into Character Arc? Part One
What Your Story Problems Reveal About Your Writing Brain
Coping Mechanism Thesaurus Entry: Suppression
Why Worldbuilding Fails Without Strong Characters (and How to Fix It as a Writer)
How Writers Can Stay Consistent on Social Media Without Burnout: 9 Simple Strategies That Work
What Noir Can Teach Any Writer
Failing the Perception Check
Overlooked Tools
This is chapter three of the novel. Content Warning: set within a morgue, autopsy, mentions of sex work
( Chapter three )
nothing to see here
Apr. 5th, 2026 10:25 pmFirst year
Brun (bison)
Ebra
Broud (wooly rhinoceros)
Oga
Creb (ursus & roe deer)
Iza (saiga antelope)
Ayla (cave lion)
Uba
Grod (brown bear)
Uka
Zoug
Crug
Ika
Borg (boar)
Dorv
Droog (aurochs)
Aga
Vorn
Ona (owl)
Aba
Goov (aurochs)
Ovra (beaver)
In Progress reading notes
There is only a single lean-to.
She only ever calls for/thinks of one person, her mother.
She walked for days before finally collapsing.
My question is: why were they alone, even if there was a man with them she doesn't think of? We know from later books that Others lived near the peninsula, but why was Ayla, her mother, and potentially a mate, all alone out of the sound and sight of a people?
Location wise, despite later books, I would place them as likely part of the Sharamudoi, but she didn't physically match them either.
I swear, the time traveling family makes more sense.
Other than my original theory that Ayla is meant to be a cypher, an insert for modern humanity to observe from, and that is why she has no logical grounding in any culture we see.
A problem with rereading Earth's Children when I try to keep up on hominid discovery and theory, is seeing how vastly underdeveloped Auel made Neanderthal society.
It was the science of the time. She patterned Creb on one of the... Shanidar? Skeletons. But ultimately, her description of them is more accurate to an older evolutionary step by what we know now
Yes, very distracting to read so many animalistic characteristics written into the looks and sounds of the Clan.
The stark gender divide is also distracting, but so plot load bearing. It's not as if we know for certain.
All three of the siblings, Creb & Brun & Iza have herbivore totems. Roe Deer & Bison & Saiga Antelope
Which makes Ayla's Cave Lion, and the use of her as forcible change coming to the clan, even more interesting to me.
And something very interesting to the animal they hunt for the new cave/Broud's manhood hunt? Bison. His father's totem.
Creb was so damn wrong about Broud. And that is the tragedy of this book. BROUD consistently behaved in ways that were very un-Clan, destroying any future they could have made. I actually find it full of despair to realize that he was possessed by such Pride, Wrath, and Uncanny Valley as to bring about the fullness of this story.
Mainly because MANY of the Clan we see deserved so much better.
(10 out of 20) The Perils of Paperwork - Teen Wolf (PG)
Apr. 5th, 2026 10:27 pmAuthor:
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Challenge: 10 out of 20
Length: 340
Warnings: None
Notes:
For
For Writer's Choice #162 - bills
Summary:
Adulting was hard work!
The Perils of Paperwork on AO3
10 out of 20 - All for the Game - Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard
Apr. 5th, 2026 09:10 pmFandom: All for the Game
Pairing: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 121
Prompt: Uncomfortable
Summary: Andrew asks Neil another question in their game.
( Comfort Level )
Wrote another fic
Apr. 6th, 2026 01:14 pmWords To Live By (Explicit, ~3600 words)
I should of course be writing my Hollanov Big Bang fic, but no, this one happened.
Happy hot cross buns to everyone.
keep singing
Apr. 5th, 2026 07:14 pmThis poem is from Gregory Orr's How Beautiful the Beloved, which is a whole book of perfect little gems like this one. ( Grief will come to you )
Round 159 Has Ended!
Apr. 5th, 2026 07:10 pmThere was a THREE-WAY TIE for Champion Usurper this Round with 18 posts apiece, but the crown goes to
Mimesis and Democracy.
Apr. 5th, 2026 08:56 pmI’ve long been a fan of Erich Auerbach’s Mimesis (see this 2011 post), and I like Corey Robin’s take on it:
In that famous first chapter of Mimesis, Erich Auerbach does something that usually drives me insane. Introducing the story of Odysseus’ scar from Homer’s Odyssey, Auerbach writes, “Readers of the Odyssey will remember the well-prepared and touching scene in book 19, when….” Six pages later, when he introduces the story of the Akedah, the binding of Isaac in the Book of Genesis, Auerbach writes, “the story itself begins: everyone knows it….”
When contemporary academics do this kind of thing, make this gesture of knowingness, it drives me crazy, as I said. I want to cry out, no, everyone does not know it, readers will not remember! But in Auerbach’s case, I don’t mind it. Why not?
Because, despite his saying we all know the story, Auerbach always proceeds to narrate the story. He gives you, the reader, the details of the story, its plot, the relevant background. When he then undertakes his analysis, which follows his summary of the plot, we’re all working on the same page. He doesn’t make knowing references, without any support or concreteness. He doesn’t invoke authority to justify his claims. He doesn’t pile up concept upon concept, or context upon context, to get himself out of the work of argument, of demonstrating that what he is saying is indeed true, or at least has a justifiable claim upon our attention and engagement.
So despite his use of the “we,” which a generation of academics has taught us is exclusionary or creates a false idea of readerly consensus and audience, Auerbach actually works, hard, to create that “we.” By setting out his evidence, he invites us to disagree with him, to remove ourselves from that “we” if we have reasons to object to it. Despite our assumptions of the democratic progress we’ve made from the midcentury intellectual/critic to today’s intellectual/critic, the actual style and substance of that midcentury intellectual/critic’s engagement is far more democratic in some ways than that of much of our contemporary world.
I feel that’s exactly right; when I started on the book, I felt intimidated because I’d read hardly any of the works he references, but I found that his account of them gave me enough of a handle that I could immerse myself further if I so desired, and I could easily follow his argument. It wasn’t at all like reading a scholar of these degenerate latter days who constantly drops references to Žižek, Sloterdijk, & Co. for generalized shock and awe. I did not, however, appreciate the commenter on his post who felt compelled to write:
“In that famous first chapter…” Really? I mean, I’ve read a lot of books but I never heard of that one. Pot, kettle, etc.
Smug parading of one’s own ignorance is another blight on our times. Pull down thy vanity!
2608 / Fic - The Pitt/ER
Apr. 5th, 2026 02:35 pmThe Pitt/ER | Jack/Robby, Carter | ~21,000 words | Thanks to
(Also on AO3)
( Robby and Jack figure out what they want to build together. )
Culinary
Apr. 5th, 2026 07:12 pmThis week's bread: a loaf of Marriages's Moulsham Strong Malted Seeded Bread Flour, turned out nicely.
Friday night supper: penne with Romano peppers chopped and sizzled in oil oil with chopped chorizo de navarra.
Saturday breakfast rolls: Tassajarra method, 50:50% strong white/wholemeal spelt flour, Rayner's Barley Malt Extract, dried blueberries, turned particularly well.
Today's lunch: lemon sole fillets, which I cooked more or less thus, only with juice of half a lime which worked a lot better for making a paste; served with Ruby Gem potatoes roasted in goosefat (was going to do in beef dripping but it was way past its BBF), Bellaverde sweetstem broccoli garlic-roasted with chopped baby peppers (left over from last week) (other half of the lime squeezed over at the end), and spinach cooked according to Dharamjit Singh's recipe in Indian Cookery.
pretty stream of thought here
Apr. 5th, 2026 11:15 amI've finished a Chris/Leon fic, I just need to go back over it and make sure there aren't too many egregious grammar issues. I don't care about, like, purposefully fucking around with grammar (I love commas and semicolons) but I don't want a simple typo to ruin the vibes, you know?
Aaahhh, okay. I have less than an hour until my shift starts. I'd better start getting ready. ;o; I have Wed-Fri off next week due to WEDDING ANNIVERSARY and I'm just trying to make it until then.
OH ALSO I GOT BIT BY A DOG YESTERDAY. Immediate bruising, a little blood, and swelling, but today it seems to have calmed down.
Write Every Day April 2026 - Day 5
Apr. 5th, 2026 10:48 amQuote of the Day:
"If anybody asks me what I have accomplished, I will say all I have accomplished is that I have written a few good sentences."
— Eric Hoffer
My Check-In:
More Neverending Project… All the prompts people offered sound intriguing, thanks! And
Tally
Day 1:
Day 2:
Day 3:
Day 4:
Day 5: china_shop
Let me know if I missed you, or if you wrote but didn't check in yet. And remember, you can join in at any time!